英文版土味情话了解一下？说给你爱的ta~
所谓土味情话，网络流行词，
指那些听起来很肉麻很腻人
又有点乡土感的情话。
种情话虽很腻人，但却很撩人
“近朱者赤,近你者甜”
近轻松君者，你猜—
是甜还是甜甜甜呢？
简单易记的英文版
土味情话奉上，请查收~
- I had a bad dream yesterday.
- What kind of dream?
- A dream without you.
- 我昨天做了一个噩梦。
- 什么噩梦？
- 没有你的梦。
-You know, I’m so full right now, I can’t eat anymore.
-What did you eat?
-You know what it is.
You are the one who give it to me. That’s your love.
- 我不能再吃了，我吃撑了。
- 你吃什么了？
- 你知道的，就是你给我的爱呀。
I don't want to smash into the wall anymore.
I just want to smash into your chest.
我不想撞南墙了，
我只想撞你的胸膛。
-Have you got a lighter?
-No.
-Then how did you manage to set my heart on fire?
- 你有打火机吗？
- 没有。
- 那你是怎么点燃我的心的？
- Excuse me, may I ask you the way?
- Which way?
- The way to your heart.
- 不好意思，我可以向你问路吗？
- 你要去哪里？
- 去你心里。
Cloudy day, rainy day, sunny day.
None of them values more than a day in which you talk to me.
莫文蔚的阴天，孙燕姿的雨天，周杰伦的晴天
都不如你和我聊天。
- You must have cheated!
- Why?
- Because you always get full marks in my heart.
- 你肯定是开挂了！
- 为什么？
- 因为你在我心里一直是满分！
What meat do you think I like the most, pork or beef?
What I like the most is you--the meat of my heart.
你猜我最喜欢猪肉还是牛肉？
我最喜欢你这块心头肉。
I have a bad news for you.
The way I think about you is no longer pure.
跟你说一个坏消息，
我对你的想法已经不单纯了。
- Are you getting fat lately?
Why are you weighing more and more in my heart?
- 你最近是不是又胖了？
为什么你在我心里的分量越来越重了呢！
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